Awards 2009 part two
December 29, 2009 2 Comments
Part II of my list of 100 Awards for the year 2009
51. ‘Blowing Balloon’ Award for Sensationalism : ’25 x 7.5’ News Channels
52. ‘Punishment Movie(s) of the Year’ Award : Kambaqt Ishq and London Dreams
53. ‘Only better than Kambaqt Ishq’ Movie Award : Blue
54. ‘Par for (Inter)course’ Award for promiscuity : Tiger Woods
55. ‘Temporary Zenith’ of the Year Award : Indian Cricket Team
56. ‘Dummy Returns’ Award for Remote Controlling the Government : Sonia Gandhi
57. ‘I-don’t-know-what-hit-me’ Award for Political bungling : Congress in the Telengana issue
58. ‘White and White Bravery’ Award : P Chidambaram for attending the World Badminton event at Hyderabad as a common spectator known for his traditional attire
59. ‘Ripley’s Believe-It-Or-Not’ Award : P Chidambaram who actually ‘bought ticket’ to attend the World Badminton event
60. ‘Best Trekking place’ Award : Ferozeshah Kotla’s pitch
61. ‘Shaadi Karke finally Goria Challi’ Award : Shilpa Shetty for marrying atlast
62. ‘Best Patient(s) of the Year’ Award : Freddie Flintoff and Brett Lee
63. ‘Return to Attention and Glory’ Award : The humble Sneeze, ignored for long was back in business for it’s swine flu potential
64. ‘Doctor of the Year’ Award : ‘Dr’ Ghulam Nabi Azad for suggesting that TV could be a strong contraceptive against increased procreation
65. ‘Off-my-neck’ or ‘I-can-now-breathe-well’ Award : Dr Manmohan Singh for keeping the ‘Left’ out of any serious role in governance
66. ‘Back to Basics’ Award : Prakash Karat for suggesting that the communists have to first be…er..communists
67. ‘Two wont tango’ Award for cooperation : Sudheendra Kulkarni and Arun Jaitley for refusing to work together and thereby denying Advani’s chances
68. ‘Prosecution of the Year’ Award : ‘Ever going’ trial of Kasab
69. ‘Friendliness Down Under’ Award for international friendship : Australia and it’s Indian students
70. ‘Renaming of the Year’ Award : Lalit Modi for effectively renaming ICC as International Council for Currency
71. ‘Athithi Devo Bhava’ Award for welcoming Guests : West Bengal for having an open policy of allowing illegal Bangladeshi migrants to just walk across to India
72. ‘Figurine of the Decade’ Award : Mayawati for ensuring that every nook and corner of UP has her statue even if it doesn’t have a school, hospital or access to water and electricity
73. ‘Best Joke Subject matter’ of the Year Award : Sharad Pawar (I wanted to be PM but I ended up being AM) the caption when he was snapped up in a photo looking at his watch alongside Madam Sonia
74. ‘Hope for Parched Throats’ Award : Discovery of traces of frozen ice in the Moon by NASA and ISRO
75. ‘Who am I’ Award for confusing political pundits : America and it’s Kerry-Lugar Bill
76. ‘Agree to Agree that in future we have to agree that we will all have to agree’ Award : Copenhagen Climate Summit
77. ‘Colossal Achievement’ Award for sustaining 20 years in Cricket : Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar
78. ‘Impending Crisis’ of the Year Award : India’s water scarcity
79. ‘Auditors of the Year’ Award : PWC
80. ‘Cut-throat competition’ of the Year Award : Telecom pricing
81. ‘Keen to come back to India’ Award : M F Hussain as he has run out of models to paint in the nude
82. ‘Stand-up-on-the-bench’ Award for Inner Party Discipline & Obedience : Bharatiya Janta Party
83. ‘Almost Everyday Faces’ of the Year Award : Dr Abhishek Manu Singhvi, Manish Tiwari, Jayanthi Natarajan and Ravi Shankar Prashad
84. ‘Challenge of the Year’ Award : Advani’s challenge to Dr Singh for a televised debate
85. ‘Changing the face of the game’ Award : Twenty-Plenty game for throwing ‘plenty’ just for a match of 20 overs
86. ‘Post Retirement (read rejection) Occupation of Stars’ Award : Judge in Reality Show Dance Competitions
87. ‘Do the new’ Skill Award for IT Techies : Forgetting Job hopping skills to learn Job latching skill
88. ‘Hate the appreciation’ Award : Rupee strengthening against the US Dollar
89. ‘Never before heard office’ of the Year Award : SFIO or Serious Fraud Investigating Office of the SEBI
90. ‘Surviving against the odds’ Award : Indian Stock Market
91. ‘Most disconnected Reality’ of the Year Award : Lowest Inflation coupled with highest levels of food prices
92. ‘Spurned Love’ Award : Bharti for it’s failed attempt to woo MTN
93. ‘Gas’tronomic Sufferer of the Year Award : Anil Ambani and his gas pricing feud with his elder brother Mukesh
94. ‘Law will take it’s own (loooooong) course’ Award : Indian Justice System; Plenty of winners right from the ‘famous 68’ in Liberhan Report to Ruchika
95. Film of the Year Award – Indian: 3 Idiots
96. Film of the Year Award – International : Avatar
97. Indian of the Year Award : P Chidambaram, finally a sensible and working Home Minister
98. Achievement of the Year Award : Touch wood and let it remain this way forever, relatively a ‘bomb free’ India
99. Achiever of the Year Award : The Indian Common Man who continues to survive Corruption, Apathy, Lack of Civic facilities and yet continues to believe that he has a future in this country.
100. Nuisance of the Year Award : Yours truly for https://harismusings.wordpress.com
Hari :
what is the award for kamal..for his dasavatharam and golden jubilee year…
Dasavatharam is officially a 2008 release, so that kind of rules him out for 2009. I think you have given me an idea for a seperate post on Kamal. The award that i can consider for Kamal in 2009 would be ‘Oscars-the-sour-grapes’ Award for his ‘now-yes-now-no’ stance on the Oscars. 🙂